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  1. 06-21-2006, 03:45 PM #21
    CrabGirl
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    Thank you
    met people who had it alot worse than me, family of 4, withonly two beds, which they sleep rotated - 2 doing nightshift the other dayshift
    two of them on probation. good humor though.
    the local bars where sort of a highlight, even though the irish are incapable of happy songs

    There were loads of them. Off the top of my head I can remember, The Black Cap. The Sir Colin Campbell. Biddy Mulligans. The Kilburn. The Red Lion. The Old Bell. The Queens Arms. Cheerless holes all.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  3. 06-21-2006, 05:14 PM Lounge   -   #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Agrajag
    What a strange and yet wonderful logic.

    You are to be congratulated.
    Never heard the phrase "don't shit on your own doorstep"?

    I know what I meant.
    I think that rather nice Agrajag chap should be awarded 1 rod point for that.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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  5. 06-21-2006, 05:39 PM Lounge   -   #23
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    oh go boil your head.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  7. 06-21-2006, 05:44 PM Lounge   -   #24
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    /me lols
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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  9. 06-21-2006, 05:45 PM Lounge   -   #25
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    manker can share jps headboiling pot to boil his own.
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  11. 06-21-2006, 05:53 PM Lounge   -   #26
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    But JP has got a heid like a pumpkin, I therefore demand a more snugly fitting headboiling pot that I can call my own
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  13. 06-21-2006, 07:05 PM Lounge   -   #27
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    It's true, I have an unfeasibly large heid. Almost pumpkinesque in it's behemothness.

    I even had to buy a special, large heid, Panama. True story.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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  15. 06-21-2006, 07:13 PM Lounge   -   #28
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    Encephalitis?
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  17. 06-21-2006, 07:20 PM Lounge   -   #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl
    Encephalitis?
    No, just an unfeasibly big heid.

    The brain itself is noticeably smaller than normal.

    It's called Homerism. Not in a good / Greek way.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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  19. 06-22-2006, 12:09 AM Lounge   -   #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles
    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo
    you can get toast "ready to eat" from my local shop
    For those unable to make toast perchance?
    You've met my first wife ?
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