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    V Poor, as proof that you shook Pele by the hand you post two pics of Pele, sans you.

    Word to the wise mate, for evidence to be admissible it must be probative. Well certainly in any Court not involving the Kangaroo (the most noble of mammals).





    Look I shagged the Queen



    Do you see how it doesn't work
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    You hit it?!?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    You hit it?!?
    You've seen the phoatie, so it must be true.

    The Queen is the blonde on the right, right?
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Does it matter?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Does it matter?
    Yes, it does actually, ya sick fuck.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Wow, that dry snitch guy was deliberately winding everyone up last night - even made a thread to get people to argue with him - but the one post he made in which you've brilliantly ascertained that he was deadly serious, he sure did get pwned by j2.

    Yeah he pwn3d you real good.
    You're like some kind of interweb genious

    How did you work out that it was me
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley


    V Poor, as proof that you shook Pele by the hand you post two pics of Pele, sans you.

    Word to the wise mate, for evidence to be admissible it must be probative. Well certainly in any Court not involving the Kangaroo (the most noble of mammals).





    Look I shagged the Queen



    Do you see how it doesn't work
    Of course I see.

    What an ass I would have been to shake his hand while attempting to snap a pic of him, our hands clasping, and myself, all at once.

    Difficult, that.

    I apologize for the lack of an able photog to stand for me while I acted all fawning and fan-like.

    You'll have to take my word for it, lest ye want to convene the Forum Court and quit yer yammerin'.

    On a lighter note, you shagged the Queen, you poor sod.

    If you don't mind my saying, she seems not to have noticed your ministrations.

    Was it a (real) quickie at all, at all.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley


    V Poor, as proof that you shook Pele by the hand you post two pics of Pele, sans you.

    Word to the wise mate, for evidence to be admissible it must be probative. Well certainly in any Court not involving the Kangaroo (the most noble of mammals).





    Look I shagged the Queen



    Do you see how it doesn't work
    Of course I see.

    What an ass I would have been to shake his hand while attempting to snap a pic of him, our hands clasping, and myself, all at once.

    Difficult, that.

    I apologize for the lack of an able photog to stand for me while I acted all fawning and fan-like.
    You could have tried the following;

    Turns to other person there and says "Could you do me a favour mate and take a photograph of me shaking hands with Pele".

    Shakes hands, photo taken.

    "Cheers mate, I really appreciate it".

    That would have worked.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    For eagleboi. Take you're pick
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4

    Of course I see.

    What an ass I would have been to shake his hand while attempting to snap a pic of him, our hands clasping, and myself, all at once.

    Difficult, that.

    I apologize for the lack of an able photog to stand for me while I acted all fawning and fan-like.
    You could have tried the following;

    Turns to other person there and says "Could you do me a favour mate and take a photograph of me shaking hands with Pele".

    Shakes hands, photo taken.

    "Cheers mate, I really appreciate it".

    That would have worked.
    Actually, I felt that for an adult to so impose in that particular setting would be a bit gauche, given his generous interaction with the kids.

    I desired to handle things with a modicum of grace, rather than elbowing children out of the way for a picture, the only use for which would be to prove at some subsequent juncture that I had indeed met the man.

    I don't regret that at all (at all).
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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