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Thread: How To Pour Ketchup - The full technical explanation

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    thewizeard's Avatar re-member BT Rep: +1
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    This classified information, was ..leaked, so to speak (see info at the beginning of this thread) , for the benefit of all bolognaise lovers; out of the otherwise secure, KLF Invision (spam filter free) archive.

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    1337sk33t's Avatar So Not a Newbie
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    lol, why is this pinned? :S

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    This is vital information for the BTF .....and why not?

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    I've only just got the moves right.
    http://www.santamaradona.org/misc/ketchup/ketchup.swf
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo
    I've only just got the moves right.
    http://www.santamaradona.org/misc/ketchup/ketchup.swf

    This is a fake, BTF propaganda... probably released by General Ron to create confusion...

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    Mostly because I was drunk and stoned at the time. But pouring ketchup is an important life-skill, especially for those destined to be bachelors for their lives.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    I agree...
    It's all very well to be able to make Bolognaise ( ) but would you really want to waste time on that if you could just put ketchup on it and then go out for a drink to look for foxy ladies?

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    Thank you for this valuable information, life had lost all its meaning till I read this post. If i ever have to listen to that ketchup song again i will shoot myself. That song just made Spain look worse than it already was, which was hard believe me. (Yes I know, I'm Spanish)

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    ThE KLF would like to take advantage of the occasion and clarify they have no bonds whatsoever with Las Ketchup.

    This band was set up by the evil bolognaise lovers to make us look bad.

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    use your knife

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