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Thread: How To Pour Ketchup - The full technical explanation

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    What about smashing the bottle on the counter top edge? makes a mess but relieves the freustation. Best done at a restaraunt you don't loke

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Quote Originally Posted by 85bhp View Post
    makes a mess but relieves the freustation. Best done at a restaraunt you don't loke
    Are you Officer Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Ketchup in bolagnese sauce,how crass

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 85bhp View Post
    makes a mess but relieves the freustation. Best done at a restaraunt you don't loke
    Are you Officer Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo?

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    Poored the stuff for a very long time now with out a prob !!!!.

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    Well the method I always used all my life and saved me from banging on a lot of glass bottles is to insert a knife into the top of the bottle and remove some of the ketchup onto my plate holding the bottle sideways on.
    Thus ensuring the ketchup flows freely when turned in a downward motion onto the plate without any banging of the bottle :-)

    As for the people who don't like ketchup, what the hell do you put on your fries/chips? please not brown sauce, that's reserved for bubble and squeak and shepherd's pie obviously.

    Additional: please don't buy Heinz products as they don't value their workforce and relocate their plants to LEDPs to save money.

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    Malt vinegar does chips nicely.

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    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
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    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
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    now that i have the proper technical information i thing i can get it out properly thanks a lot 100%

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    lol. without this information i was nothing, but now there will be no stoping me

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickle69 View Post
    lol. without this information i was nothing, but now there will be no stoping me
    Which makes you the pickle that cannot be...stoped?
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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