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    LoL

    yo mama soo stupid she jumped out the basement window
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    your mumma tits are so square the milk comes out in cartons.

    this takes me back to days spent cussing each other in the playground

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    Hehe, Bruce Willis does it best;

    Your mammas so fat i had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    yo mama so stupid that she stood looking at a carton of orange juice for half an hour cos it said concentrate.

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    Here's a list I have... these are FUNNY!!!


    Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

    Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

    Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".

    Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

    Yo mama's such a drunk, if it wasn't for the olives in the martinies she would starve to death.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning,by the afternoon, they're flats.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savingstime.

    Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

    Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

    Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orangejuice box because it said concentrate.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper.

    Yo mama's so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".

    Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002's.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

    Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

    Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slowdown, and Ban come off strike.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

    Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

    Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side

    Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

    Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.

    Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver".

    Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

    Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.

    Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".

    Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

    Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

    Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

    Yo mama so fat, she went bunji jumping and went straight to hell

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    Your mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

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    Your mama's so fat, I burnt my arse on the lightbulb!

    (THINK about it before replying )

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Your mamas so fat she stepped on a dollar bill and made change....from a commercial

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    Yo momma so fat a bus crashed into her and she said,"Hey! Who threw that rock!?".

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