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    So Square Head and his wee brother just got back from watching the Scottish Masters Football, at the Braehead Arena. They were there with a couple of pals.

    Me - Hoi, Squarehead, why are you carrying a used football.

    SH - Look what My Wee Brother got.

    Me - Buy a used football as a souvineer did he.

    SH - We threw them back twice.

    Me - Not really answering the question there mate.

    SH - The guy behind me said "jeest keep it, mait".

    Me - Ah the jeest keep it mait defence.

    SH - It's a souvineer for Ma Wee Bruther.

    Me - Would that be the ball that wasn't thrown back and had to be replaced

    SH - I had to hide it from the Stewards all night, it for Ma Wee Brother to keep like.

    The trial continues.

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    Glad they found something else to do after you fecked up the dates for the darts tournoi.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I didn't even see the feckin' darts final (Desert Classic) because all the TVs attached to cable boxes were being used. I was doing a DVD copy of the masters for the guys, obviousement. So I couldn't use that one.

    Mrs JP was using one, No1 son was using one and No1 daughter was using another.

    4 Cable Boxes, 2 Freeview Boxes, 8 TVs and I couldn't see the feckin' darts. How mental is that.

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    You did insist upon siring a brazillion children, it was inevitable that technology wouldn't be able to keep up with your loins
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    You did insist upon siring a brazillion children, it was inevitable that technology wouldn't be able to keep up with your loins
    :earl:

    Hoi, my children are all Scottish. I know that for a fact because they are all pish at football. Never short of a ball tho'.

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    yea i agree! ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by spenz
    yea i agree! ^_^

    wtf do you actually agree with?

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