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Thread: Will Fake Ronaldo Play In England Again.

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    Mr JP Fugley's Avatar Frog Shoulder BT Rep: +4
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    Or do you think he has forced manutd into thinking "Feck it we're as well just taking the money. He will be too disruptive to the English lads in our squad. To say nowt of the reaction he will get wherever he plays. Which must effect everyone else."

    Would he have contrived this in order to get the move to AC Madrid?

    Dive every time you are touched, squeel like a lassie where possible.
    Get a (club) team mate sent off, by your complaints.
    Nut him in the back of the head.
    Wink to the bench after you've managed to get him sent off. Like it was planned.
    Kiss the ball before the penalty. Make a big dramatic show of knocking England out on penalties.
    Doing everything you can think of to wind up the people in the Country which you play in, particularly the ones who support your own team.

    Knowing all of that will be televised, there's hundreds of cameras there ffs.

    I just can't think it was only about cheating to win a game. His own personal agenda was also involved.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    I think Rooneeee and all the fans will all soon realise that it was all just a bit of harmless fun, and next season they'll all be laughing about it, and applauding the jolly prankster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    I think Rooneeee and all the fans will all soon realise that it was all just a bit of harmless fun, and next season they'll all be laughing about it, and applauding the jolly prankster!
    Good point, they're like that.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Yeah, it's only like Games at school, you go back to the changing room mad as fuck, instigate a towel-fight, make the skinny kid cry, and then all is right with the world.

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    We signed Veron after he went down like a sack of shit and got Beckham sent off in the World Cup eight years ago - this is nothing compared to that.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    dunno you wanna see his house some people take things a bit too far

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
    "... Which must effect everyone else."
    Should have used affect there
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Oh well, he is Portuguesal after all.

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    If he played for a club with real supporters then he'd be fucked, he's lucky he plays for man utd.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    He's a cunt anyway, good riddance to the little prick rapist boy

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