Funniest Dialog Ever.

[Ajaxfan]

How stupid can you be. I wanted to see his face when he spoke to her.

[Defik]

Damm Funny Shit !!
I read all off it, man, talk about stupid bitch...
I feel sorry 4 the real josh... NOTT!!
B) It was realy funny dhow

[Acecool]

Very VERY old lol, couldve given a link to the orig doc though

[Infested Cats]

no way in hell could that "Girl" have been legit. She was probably just fooling around, full-knowing that she was talking to some random guy.

Either she is really stupid, or she was just fooling around. I mean, this "Josh" guy couldn't have changed his SN. And even if he had, she still wouldn't have messeged that random person.

Still pretty funny though, but I think it was a set up.

[Crack_man]

Are there anymore of this jokes somewhere cuz no doubt that this one is the funniest I have ever read.

[NotoriousBIC]

Well not exactly the same thing, but Bash.org has some pretty funny IRC transcripts. I recommend reading the Top 50. Some seriously funny stuff!

[Crack_man]

Not so good as the first one but I think this one is funny too.

<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

[NotoriousBIC]

I liked this one, talk about screwing your friend...

<turno> I want to fuck Michelle&#39;s brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I&#39;ll fucking KILL YOU&#33; &#33;
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she&#39;d be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don&#39;t seriously... you&#39;d be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don&#39;t worry, I won&#39;t post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I&#39;m gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard&#33;&#33;
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom&#39;s gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he&#39;s gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it&#39;s worth it
[Privmsg] <turno> You&#39;re not gonna post it are you ? Please don&#39;t .. I&#39;m begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I&#39;m not gonna post it and even if I did she&#39;d never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point

[Crack_man]

hehe I saw that one and it´s funny too,wonder what happen to that guy.