They were still in the frigging plastic wrapper.
She also drank my tea while I was out the room.
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They were still in the frigging plastic wrapper.
She also drank my tea while I was out the room.
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spmado
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That video of the dog drinking your tea while out the room > The.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Smoke weed everyday
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
She also drank my tea while I was out the room.
Yen?
Okay, your day is officially worse than mine. I've got fags. Speaking of which, I'm gonna go have one.I must have fell asleep reading, as my face is now covered in Terry Prachett.
Plus, my effing dog ate my fags.
Poster
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T'is ok, I recycled them all into spliffs.
Must be a way of editing that down to 10 seconds.
I'm sure one day I'll catch her having a cuppa n fag while reading the paper.
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On the Peripheral
I'm off work because my father-in-law passed away on Friday, though we didn't know until Saturday.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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Sad news MagicNakor, Condolences to you and your family.
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
effendi
Sorry to hear thatI'm off work because my father-in-law passed away on Friday, though we didn't know until Saturday.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Yen?
Very sorry to hear that.I'm off work because my father-in-law passed away on Friday, though we didn't know until Saturday.
Use Logic Or STFU!!!
I had to get up early Monday 'cause my engine light came on on my way back from Williamsburg. One of my engine coil packs blew.
So drop the car off in the morning then hit the subway to go to court. The same fuckhead that has been suing me for years tried again Monday. This his dumbass doesn't show up for court due to him filing a writ of mandamus. The judge is wondering why he still isn't in court so she calls him ON SPEAKERPHONE in court. He starts yelling at the judge and talking over her and the judge tells him HE MUST be in court or his case will be dismissed. Since he is pro se she gives him MUCH latitude and advises that he must be in court by 12 noon which is when the appellate judge will rule on the writ. The judge and everyone else knew that the writ wouldn't fly but because he is pro se she didn't want rule early. Mind you I was the only case that day since the only 2 other cases settled before that day.
So here it was early in the morning, fuckhead decides not to show up, argues with the judge, I have to wait past 12 pm, and missed a LMAO by him not showing up (although the phone call was quite a larf for me and the court observers). Then I call the dealership and they tell me that engine coil packs aren't covered under my extended warranty. $305. I also have 2 leaking valve gaskets but they covered. $50 deductible.
I also lost my license, 2 credit cards, ATM card, personalized money clip, 1 extra disposable contact lens, and $95 at the Water Country USA PARKING LOT and not inside the park. I had all o dat shit in a ziploc bag with my car key. When we were leaving apparently I got my car key out, DROPPED THE FUCKING BAG ON THE GROUND, and drove off.
1. Wtf did I need $95, 2 credit cards, an ATM card, and money clip there for?
I was only going in with $30 but wifey gave me $65 more. Why? I have no fucking idea. Leave the shit in the trunk. I was a blonde haired black man that day.
I didn't loose my shit in the waterpark but in the fucking parking lot of the waterpark...but that wasn't on a Monday so it doesn't count.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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