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    I've got an appointment at the doctors today.

    I have a problem with my Ass.....

    it's called a Haemorrhoid "Piles"
    it can be a size of a pea or a grape, but not as big as a potato or mellon.
    I can tell you, it's fecking not nice,
    I keep putting my finger on it to check the size and it's still the size of a pea.

    Causes:
    strain to empty your bowels, have chronic diarrhoea, are pregnant, have a family history of piles, have varicose veins.

    Possible complications:
    strangulation, thrombosis, gangrene.

    Has anyone had one? it's quite worrying.
    I will post a picture to show you if required only Jk
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    That's more than a little more than I wanted to know about you Baz.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    I am told it's quite a common thing to have, and most rich people get it.
    I've got to see the Surgery General at Cromer Hospital, will not be nice to have done, but it's better to get it sorted as the fecking pain is quite bad.
    The NHS is getting quite posh, you now get an appointment with a secret password; I even get to choose what Hospital I want to go to, how cool is that.
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    You just want to have some doctor fiddling about with your arse.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo


    I am told it's quite a common thing to have, and most rich people get it.
    What's you're excuse?
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Eating too many Lobsters, well I think it could be that
    At one time I was eating Lobster Curry most nights.

    Damn Lobsters

    @ Bo,
    Last edited by Buffalo; 07-11-2006 at 04:56 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo
    Eating too many Lobsters, well I think it could be that
    At one time I was eating Lobster Curry most nights.

    Damn Lobsters

    @ Bo,
    I think you got those meteoroids due to some gay act.

    You really need to cut that shit out.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo
    Eating too many Lobsters, well I think it could be that
    At one time I was eating Lobster Curry most nights.

    Damn Lobsters

    @ Bo,
    I think you got those meteoroids due to some gay act.

    You really need to cut that shit out.
    I think you seem a little too interested in Baz's sex life
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    gay act, if you say so Dr Busyman
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    No Pictures i beg you please don't

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