I Am Off To Take A Shower

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;

Woo woo be doo

Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby

Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!

Doo doo, be doo

[J'Pol]

Medication time Martha.

[DarthInsinuate]

yep, showers are better than baths - they save water, because there is a massive international shortage

although in Japan they shower then bath after

[J'Pol]

Why ?

Bath then shower surely, must be cleaner.

Lie in a pool of your own filth, then rinse it off.

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

All fresh and clean.

[MagicNakor]

You can't properly have a yellow rubber ducky in a shower.

Hehe, there's no water shortage where I'm at.

[J'Pol]

I agree.

Play with your rubber ducky in the bath.

Then you need a shower.

[marine_aart]

omg, this should be in funny stuff, if I am right

[Skweeky]

GIVE ME BACK MY RUBBER DUCKY FC!!

please?
you know I'm scared in the bathtub without it

[Darth Sushi]

Why is the rubber duck not smiling, FC?