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  1. 07-12-2006, 02:34 AM #41
    longboneslinger
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    I gave my bf a bj whilst he was playing poker
    It really shows the sad state of affairs my sex life has become that I've quoted that statement, though since marriage 11 years ago my left hand has become even 'closer'. I wont ask if you finished, but I will say "God bless you one and all!!" That statement has cheered me considerably.

    As an extra cheerer-upper (Its my word- I want a quarter every time someone uses 'cheerer-upper) to see this forum up an kickin' ass and takin' names again. I left several months ago out of boredom.

    It's an extra cheerer-upperer (Yup,its mine too!) to see the mighty J2K4 is still taking on all comers and kickin some himself.


    Quote Originally Posted by J2K4
    How would you know if what you thought was wrong?
    [sarcasticHumor]
    "Thats just conservative silliness! Dont think, just do what feels good. Just dont offend anyone. You gotta be ssseeeennnnnssssiiiitttttiiiiivvvvveee!!!!
    You conservative idiot! Probably one of those darnded Christians, too."[/SarcasticHumor]

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  3. 07-12-2006, 03:52 AM Lounge   -   #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman™
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    I fecked off from work early today.

    Oh, and for everyone's amusement, I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette.
    You smoke?
    Unfortunately.
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  5. 07-12-2006, 11:32 AM Lounge   -   #43
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  7. 07-12-2006, 12:14 PM Lounge   -   #44
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    I keep my fingers wet all the time now so I can’t smoke,
    Where did I put my finger bowl.

    My elderly neighbour just gave me a packet of Strawberry bakewell Tarts, how nice of her
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  9. 07-12-2006, 12:28 PM Lounge   -   #45
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    Powered cheese sauce looks like fireworks when blown on a hot hob.
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  11. 07-12-2006, 12:29 PM Lounge   -   #46
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    Powered cheese sauce?

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  13. 07-12-2006, 01:03 PM Lounge   -   #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD
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    You smoke?
    Unfortunately.
    Not very well, apparently.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Nickster
    I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette
    When did you first start smoking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    Powered cheese sauce looks like fireworks when blown on a hot hob.
    What you been doing Lilmiss, get some Mr Muscle on that, Now!
    I've still got sunday's spag sauce everywhere
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  17. 07-12-2006, 01:49 PM Lounge   -   #49
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    I'm having another BBQ

    The meat is reduced at Asda's! Hooray!

    I've got some hot and spicy beef, two lovely tuna steaks which are marinading as we speak, prawn salad with lettuce, spring onion and tomato mixed with some thousand island dressing, waldorf salad and mini potatoes in butter with fresh parsly

    Yum Yum

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  19. 07-12-2006, 02:57 PM Lounge   -   #50
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    Go for it Sonja!
    That's my favourite, BBQ, at one time when I lived Romany style I had no other way of cooking, so I was quite used to it.
    Asda is a great shop; My Local is Morissons, lots of buy one get one free
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