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    and felt thirsty. I go into the nearest Duane Read (Pharmacy) to look for bottled water. The cheapest was priced at 1.19. I went to the counter to pay for water taking out a dollar and a quarter. The guy scans it and the price comes up as 1.19

    Then a second later it flashes 1.29. I said "So you tax water now?" and they brazenly responded "yes"

    What the hell is this?! ITS CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST NATURE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiranai_Baka
    and felt thirsty. I go into the nearest Duane Read (Pharmacy) to look for bottled water. The cheapest was priced at 1.19. I went to the counter to pay for water taking out a dollar and a quarter. The guy scans it and the price comes up as 1.19

    Then a second later it flashes 1.29. I said "So you tax water now?" and they brazenly responded "yes"

    What the hell is this?! ITS CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST NATURE!
    It's bottled water. Where's the confusion?

    You are the one buying water.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Should have filled the nearest microwave with water than stolen that

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Should have filled the nearest microwave with water than stolen that
    Shirley you can do better than that.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Soak the nearest green towels and steal those?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiranai_Baka
    and felt thirsty. I go into the nearest Duane Read (Pharmacy) to look for bottled water. The cheapest was priced at 1.19. I went to the counter to pay for water taking out a dollar and a quarter. The guy scans it and the price comes up as 1.19

    Then a second later it flashes 1.29. I said "So you tax water now?" and they brazenly responded "yes"

    What the hell is this?! ITS CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST NATURE!
    It's bottled water. Where's the confusion?

    You are the one buying water.
    But to tax water?! Thats maniacal!

    I live in brooklyn and they don't even tax water!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiranai_Baka
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    It's bottled water. Where's the confusion?

    You are the one buying water.
    But to tax water?! Thats maniacal!

    I live in brooklyn and they don't even tax water!
    There is sales tax (VAT) on bottled water in the UK too.

    It's luxury goods, what's the big deal
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    It could be a deposit fee also. It's bottled water.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
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    You also pay for your tap water, thro' your rates.

    Or at least the parent you're currently leaching off does.

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    But we're not paying over $1 for a bottle of water AND tax!

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