Well, I'm gonna get circumcised tomorrow...

[Biggles]

You'll never believe me if I said it.

Apparently, j2 and Pele shook hands over the back of a baby elepahant.

I know, the mere notion is ludicrous - and the photo back-up is equally so.

Presumably this was "the" Republican elephant?

I have to say it sounds a tad unlikely although Pele does get about these days now he works for Pfizer what did the elephant actually look like?

[j2k4]

You'll never believe me if I said it.

Apparently, j2 and Pele shook hands over the back of a baby elepahant.

I know, the mere notion is ludicrous - and the photo back-up is equally so.

Huh.

Have you any photos of Edson?

An elephant?

I have never wooed a woman in my life.

Then again, I've managed to avoid chrome bins as well...

[1337sk33t]

how goes the ...... penis......

[Petri]

So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?

Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".

Well, the "thing" is swollen, but they said it'll get normal (whatever that means) eventually. In the past couple of days, more women have seen it that in the past 15 years, so it doesn't really matter much whether the ladies like it or not.

Hmm, unless...

Nikki, Skweeky? Wanna come visit me after a couple of weeks and play doctor? You could check if it's healed properly.

[Skweeky]

What's the weather like in Finland?

Also... I'm kinda scared of all those dodgy bands you seem to be exporting atm

[Petri]

What's the weather like in Finland?

It's been pretty damn hot this summer, around 30°C, though occasionally it rains.

Also... I'm kinda scared of all those dodgy bands you seem to be exporting atm

Yeah, we send them abroad 'cos we don't wanna keep 'em.

EDIT: Except Lordi, they rock.

[thewizeard]

So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?

Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".

Well, the "thing" is swollen, but they said it'll get normal (whatever that means) eventually. In the past couple of days, more women have seen it that in the past 15 years, so it doesn't really matter much whether the ladies like it or not.

Hmm, unless...

Nikki, Skweeky? Wanna come visit me after a couple of weeks and play doctor? You could check if it's healed properly.

Maybe you are in luck https://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=122385

[spenz]

haha good for you mate! ^_^

[Busyman™]

Well, the "thing" is swollen, but they said it'll get normal (whatever that means) eventually. In the past couple of days, more women have seen it that in the past 15 years, so it doesn't really matter much whether the ladies like it or not.

So it's swollen now and it's temporarily normal adult size.

[manker]

So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?

Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".

So you were circumcised at 23 just in case you can't be arsed to wash your cawk properly sometime in the future.

That's even worse.