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View Poll Results: Why KitKat?

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  • Option A

    5 26.32%
  • Option B

    2 10.53%
  • Option C

    3 15.79%
  • Option D

    1 5.26%
  • Option E

    5 26.32%
  • All of the above

    3 15.79%
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Thread: KitKat.

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Until I was around twenty five, everyone in my village called me 'KitKat'. Lots of people still do.

    Why do you think this is?



    A) There exists a phoatie of me, passed out asleep, with an eyebrow shaved off and four fingers of a KitKat sticking out of my mouth.

    B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.

    C) After disappearing outside for a while with a local hawtie and being asked if I got into a her jeans, I replied; 'Just call me KitKat' - and it stuck.

    D) When people walked past my office, I always appeared to be chatting to the girls rather than doing any work.

    E) Was publically forced to tell the truth about the 'shit stains' down a friend's parents' caravan being melted chocolate from KitKat finger fun with a local slapper.





    Edit: Fucking 100 character limit on poll options
    Last edited by manker; 07-13-2006 at 12:11 PM.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    I'm gonna go with C, because that sounds like you.

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    You git! I am a paragon of virtue
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.


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    I vote C) because manker's a hot jug of chocolate manliness.
    It's hot in Topeka.

  6. Lounge   -   #6
    I vote E - sounds more logical

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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    All of the above.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Chip Monk's Avatar Darth Monk Like.
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    None of the above.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.
    A banker, stealing from children? No way.

  10. Lounge   -   #10
    A, KitKat, Nice one maker Dude!
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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