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    I just did a shift, on a Saturday.

    I feel quite dirty now.

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    Who made up the fourballs?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Who made up the fourballs?


    Golf is the work of satan. Fact.

    As Oscar Wilde once observed

    "Golf is shite, Fact".

    Or it may have been George Bertram Shaw.

    "George Bertram Shaw is shite, Fact."

    Did you see the way I just ran with that. Adlib on the interweb ftw.

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    Very off-the-cuff. I wish I could riff like that.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JP
    Adlib on the interweb ftw
    He was a bit of a cunt, as I recall.


    *poof*, I'm off to the pool.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JP
    Adlib on the interweb ftw
    He was a bit of a cunt, as I recall.


    *poof*, I'm off to the pool.
    *cunt*, I'm going to WalMart (part of the Asda family of shops).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sextent
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    He was a bit of a cunt, as I recall.


    *poof*, I'm off to the pool.
    *cunt*, I'm going to WalMart (part of the Asda family of shops).
    *arse* well, you've got to earn your pocket money somehow, I suppose.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Sextent
    *cunt*, I'm going to WalMart (part of the Asda family of shops).
    *arse* well, you've got to earn your pocket money somehow, I suppose.
    *fudd*, I was actually going to steal download some apple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sextent
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    *arse* well, you've got to earn your pocket money somehow, I suppose.
    *fudd*, I was actually going to steal download some apple.
    *chav* would it not be more economical to buy a twatload so you don't have to keep going back and forth t'shops.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sextent
    I just wore a shift, on a Saturday.

    I feel quite dirty now.
    I don't wonder why...
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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