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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Today we went to some beach in a wee place called Aberdour.

    Probably the first time I've ever actually gone to a beach in Scotland with the intention of swimming ( silly me)

    So in all my enthousiasm, I thought it would be a great idea to take a dip into the water, just off the rocks (and this was before I got drunk)

    Jumped in and realised the water was about 5 degrees, so tried to jump out again

    Only to tear open my left leg on the bloody mini shells stuck to the ff-in rocks

    I smell of TCP and my favourite white trousers are covered in bloody. I've got papercut size cuts all over my hands and it hurts like fuck when I start sweating

    Boohooo, I feel so sorry for myself

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    that'll teach you for going outside

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    Why the fook were you going in the sea with your trousers on?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Ouch. It sounds like a dangerous place.

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    I didn't go in the sea with my trousers on, I had them one of the rocks and had to pick them up with my hands covered in blood.

    From now on I'm staying right here with yous lot. It's safer



























    Physically anyway.

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    Could you not find any water to rinse the blood off your hands?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Would you like to stick open wounds in salt water?

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    I've done it numerous times

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    You're a big tough guy though

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    true

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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