Wtf Is Next?!11!

[manker]

Perhaps you're doing it wrong

Doing correctly, just takes too long.

I'll hold out for twat over Palmella. With twat, it takes awhile too but feels and looks much better.

Of course, having sex with someone you fancy is better but that's the first time I've heard anyone describe wanking as 'unenjoyable'.

Made me lol, like

[Proper Bo]

My cat doesn't kill anything, if think it's broken

[Skweeky]

Get the ex-feral kind. They'll kill anything that moves. Best fly catchers I ever had.

[JPaul]

I've already killed 2 spiders smaller than my hand but big enough where you can hear them running,

Genious.

Busy's spiders wear boots.

[JPaul]

Sweat equity and all-o-dat.

Indeed, don't undervalue your perspiration ffs.

[Busyman™]

Doing correctly, just takes too long.

I'll hold out for twat over Palmella. With twat, it takes awhile too but feels and looks much better.

Of course, having sex with someone you fancy is better but that's the first time I've heard anyone describe wanking as 'unenjoyable'.

Made me lol, like

Bad visual ahead. Lady's make look.....

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I've fallen asleep on occasion bucket naked with my dick in my hand without popping.

[Busyman™]

I see spiders, etc. in my finished rooom in the basement (although the rest of the basement isn't finished) along with tons of spider webs around my window.
Dunno where they come from really because all cracks are drywalled and around my window it's all caulked so they shouldnt be able to crawl out from behind the drywall

Well yeah same here but with no drywall or ceiling. There's some holes somewhere though.

[tesco]

Oh ya once when I was drywalling the basement i wante dto air it out so i opened the window but i forgot to close it, i think a mouse got in and was living in the walls upstairs in the house for a few months then i stopped hearing it (never found it either).

[100%]

that was a smurf, you murderer

[Skweeky]

A cat once came into my house and hid between two floors.

I never saw it coming out either