Wtf Is Next?!11!

[Busyman™]

Living next to the woods and having an unfinished basement is a motherfucker!

I've already killed 2 spiders smaller than my hand but big enough where you can hear them running, 2 mice, and a salamander.

Now I just killed a fucking shrew. A FUCKING SHREW!

How the fuck are they getting in?!! It's one of those things where you see a wasp in the house and wonder WTF?!

I also get beetles here and there. I may as well have trees, grass, and soil down that motherfucker.

I haven't finished buying all my materials to finish the basement and I can't wait to get started walling it up.

[100%]

Those animalitos probably think exactly the same as you.

I don't mind them, their conversation is slightly one sided but they taste good with beer.

Did you dig up the floor, that is a true horror experience.

[Mr. Mulder]

nature must rly hate you

[manker]

I didn't realise that your wanking pit was unfinished.

I thought you'd be the kind of chap to enjoy onanism in complete comfort.

[Busyman™]

I didn't realise that your wanking pit was unfinished.

I thought you'd be the kind of chap to enjoy onanism in complete comfort.

I don't uh..onanize often. It's quite unenjoyable.

And yeah I've got furniture and every other comfort down there but I also have exposed cinder block walls and you can see the floor...above.

I've been getting all my stuff together and doing a little bit at a time to save money as most people do around here. I'm not willing to pay $10,000 for someone else to do it. I won't do carpet but will just have nice ceramic tiles.

Sweat equity and all-o-dat.

[manker]

I don't uh..onanize often. It's quite unenjoyable.

Perhaps you're doing it wrong

[Busyman™]

I don't uh..onanize often. It's quite unenjoyable.

Perhaps you're doing it wrong

Doing it correctly but it just takes too long.

I'll hold out for twat over Palmella. With twat, it takes awhile too but feels and looks much better.

[100%]

wanking pit

brilliant

[tesco]

I see spiders, etc. in my finished rooom in the basement (although the rest of the basement isn't finished) along with tons of spider webs around my window.
Dunno where they come from really because all cracks are drywalled and around my window it's all caulked so they shouldnt be able to crawl out from behind the drywall

[Skweeky]

I advise you to get a cat or two.

I live right next to the woods as well and before we had the cats, the place was infested with huge spiders, mice, bugs etc...

The only thing I've seen in two months is a dead mice in the garden and one wee spider, which the cat ate in the span of 2 seconds.

Cats ftw!