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    Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a
    man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large

    Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling
    frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!

    The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man,
    but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.

    At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops
    sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon
    into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and
    pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to

    They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along
    with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard
    frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.

    On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said,
    "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England
    team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team
    are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other
    countries." She knighted them and sailed away.

    As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"

    "That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth
    and knows everything about our country."

    "Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"

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