Manker?

[JPaul]

What, for still smoking. How would that work well.

I only smoke now when I'm absolutely twatted, which is at most twice a week and only for a short time at the end of the night, if at all - whereas before, I was smoking more than 20 cigarettes every day.

Clever boy.

I suppose you've become a social smoker.

[manker]

I saw a video of me smoking, I was all like 'wtf' but then I kinda remembered that I do occasionally bum fags toward the end of a night.



So anyway, I digress.

Yeah, I guess I'm a social smoker - but only when twatted.

[JPaul]

I saw a video of me smoking, I was all like 'wtf' but then I kinda remembered that I do occasionally bum fags toward the end of a night.



So anyway, I digress.

Yeah, I guess I'm a social smoker - but only when twatted.

Just don't buy a packet under any circumstances.

However if you do, give the remainder to someone before you go home.

Do not take a packet home, even part used.

If you take a packet home you are a smoker again. Fact.

And also, well done btw like.

[manker]

Thanx

[JPaul]

Thanx

Not at all, fair's fair. I lot of folk didn't think you had the spunk for it.

There can be no doubt any more.

Question - Is manker full of spunk?

Answer - Yes indeed, more spunk than you can shake a stick at.

Crowd - Huzzah.

Fade to the sight of the young Welsh banker, arms in the air, a tear in his eye.

[manker]

That's not a tear you see there, shimmering in my eye - it's pure, unadulterated spunk.

[JPaul]

That's not a tear you see there, shimmering in my eye - it's pure, unadulterated spunk.

I was taking about the other eye.

[Skweeky]

I quit smoking too. Do I get a cheer as well?
After all, I did it without the help of the board

[manker]

I quit smoking too. Do I get a cheer as well?
After all, I did it without the help of the board

Yeah but it's easier for women to give up.

[CrabGirl]

Rubbish. I gave up for four months.

Then met manker who forced me to smoke.


I've nearly given up again.