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    frazer's Avatar I drew my avatar
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    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

    He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

    "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

    Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

    Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

    "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

    "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

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    Better than your usual offerings....

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    It's actually quite good but for the fact that bats are blind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
    It's actually quite good but for the fact that bats are blind.
    No they're not

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    oh yes they are

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    No they're not. Nearly blind, but not blind.
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    oh ok ill take from you k
    add me on msn at frazer151@gmail.com and ill give you free mafia gangster game codes for myql and php no instrucions though and is the normal aiport bullets killing crims jail stuff

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    my jock my jock i mean joke banyway werars the love the love the love the love
    on my jock dam i mean joke
    add me on msn at frazer151@gmail.com and ill give you free mafia gangster game codes for myql and php no instrucions though and is the normal aiport bullets killing crims jail stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by frazer View Post
    my jock my jock i mean joke banyway werars the love the love the love the love
    on my jock dam i mean joke
    Oi, keep it on topic, this section is for funny stuff.
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