A humble little man in a restaurant shyly touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat. “Excuse me,” he said, “but do you happen to be Mr. Williams of Main?”
“No, I’m not!” the man answered with annoyance.

“Oh…er…well,” stutter the little man, “you see, I am, and that’s his overcoat you’re putting on.”

After his divorce Mr. Lewis realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with an astounding financial loss.

Joe knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at him, and said, "Joe, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."