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Thread: Nipple Rash remedy

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    I have acquired a bad case of Nipple rash. :sore:
    It's caused by a combo of sea water and Chafing from my T-shirt.

    An old Norfolk remedy.

    4oz of flour "self raising is best" and some milk, mix to a paste.
    apply to the nipple area and allow it to dry fully, it goes rock solid and it stops any further Rash.
    you can add Food Dye to the paste so you look Cool when on the beach.
    fluorescent green

    It sure does work
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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    This has been posted about ten minutes ago and not one person made a joke about looking like a complete tit?
    You guys are declining

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    Just stick vaseline on it, i'm sure you have plenty

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    @ Guillaume, So it's ok to put Nose sunblock on in fancy colours, result, looking like a twat.
    but not on Nipples have you ever had Nipple Rash

    @ Dan, vaseline in this sunlight! it will cook my Nipples
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    Chewie's Avatar Chew E. Bakke
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    Why not cut nipple-holes in your T-shirts? You'd look less of a twat. A little.
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    WTF is nipple-rash? Just stop wearing the chainmail outside.



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    A&D ointment, good for diaper rash too

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    Senior citizen rubber panties

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    Nivea creame works like a charm ,or a simple band aid over the said nippler works well too .

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