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I have acquired a bad case of Nipple rash. :sore:
It's caused by a combo of sea water and Chafing from my T-shirt.
An old Norfolk remedy.
4oz of flour "self raising is best" and some milk, mix to a paste.
apply to the nipple area and allow it to dry fully, it goes rock solid and it stops any further Rash.
you can add Food Dye to the paste so you look Cool when on the beach.
fluorescent green
It sure does work
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Kentish old lady
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This has been posted about ten minutes ago and not one person made a joke about looking like a complete tit?
You guys are declining
Smoke weed everyday
Just stick vaseline on it, i'm sure you have plenty
lol fang tan
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Yours Sincerely,
Dark Steno @ Maskawaih
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@ Guillaume, So it's ok to put Nose sunblock on in fancy colours, result, looking like a twat.
but not on Nippleshave you ever had Nipple Rash
@ Dan, vaseline in this sunlight! it will cook my Nipples
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Chew E. Bakke
Why not cut nipple-holes in your T-shirts? You'd look less of a twat. A little.
There isn't a bargepole long enough for me to work on [a Sony Viao] - clocker 2008
On the Peripheral
WTF is nipple-rash? Just stop wearing the chainmail outside.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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A&D ointment, good for diaper rash too
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Software Farmer
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Nivea creame works like a charm ,or a simple band aid over the said nippler works well too .
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