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    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get items for the house has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think this couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking girls who appear to be 18 or 19 come over to your car as you are placing items from your shopping cart into your car trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No thank you." Instead, they ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times yesterday, and will very likely have it stolen this coming Monday and again on Tuesday or Wednesday..



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    Nice one Skizo
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    What shall I do...?



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    Keep buying wallets
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    Store your money elsewhere and keep enjoying free sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get items for the house has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think this couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking girls who appear to be 18 or 19 come over to your car as you are placing items from your shopping cart into your car trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No thank you." Instead, they ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times yesterday, and will very likely have it stolen this coming Monday and again on Tuesday or Wednesday..
    Good one!

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