This forum is going to shit...

[Busyman™]

Get some pussy.

I am due...been a couple months now.

I went bar hoping in the latter part of last night looking for this chic I have been wanting to have relations with for sometime, and I was looking for her in the bars she frequents so that we could "coincidentally" bump into each other. I couldn't call her because I forgot my phone in my truck. In one of the bars was my ex-girlfriend in full embrace with a guy from work. He isn't my boss, but he is a superior in the workplace and has an office almost directly next to mine. It's safe to say, we see a lot of one another. Talk about fucked up!

My jaw hit the fucking floor.

Couple months?! How does that work?

I don't think I've had a couple months of no sex in my adult life. Even after my 1st and 2nd surgery.

[Skiz]

I don't think I've had a couple months of no sex in my adult life. Even after my 1st and 2nd surgery.

Meh, it happens. I'm going out again tonight in search for a slump-buster.

On a side note, I could have had sex with some chica a couple weeks ago, but she was buggin the fuck outta me.

[Skiz]

I'm headed to Cabo for 2 weeks as of Tuesday. I'm going there to be the great marlin hunter, but I'm sure I'll be quite the man-whore while I'm there too.

[Busyman™]

I don't think I've had a couple months of no sex in my adult life. Even after my 1st and 2nd surgery.

Meh, it happens. I'm going out again tonight in search for a slump-buster.

On a side note, I could have had sex with some chica a couple weeks ago, but she was buggin the fuck outta me.

Fuck that you gotta get outta the slump.

Everyone has been with a woman that the next day they were saying "WTF was I thinking?"

You were thinking you're backed up and had to release. I've always been able to go to a bar or hit up a female on my cell phone and get some. Braking the glass case so to speak.

That's why if you if you have a one-night stand, short stint, or long relationship, you never burn bridges.

A friend of mine from back in middle school use to call me up, we'd meet at the back of a school at night (down the street from her house), I'd park beside her, jump in her truck, we'd fuck, then she'd go back home to her boyfriend (now husband). We lost touch for a hot minute, next thing I know she gets married and she kinda got the inkling that I didn't wanna do it anymore without me saying it (she told me in her patrol car). I probably could but won't...especially now that I'm with someone exclusively.

If a woman enjoys your company and in most cases if she's not in a serious relationship, you can always get back in.

When I hit certain bars, which is verrry rare, I'll always catch the eye of a woman (sometimes older) and they can be quite agressive. The club is the same way only it takes a little more effort. Some freakin' on the dance floor maybe.

Either way, once it gets to last call, some women can get quite desperate. Some o dem are quite fugly* too. I like to be outta there before then.




*fugly - fucking ugly also variant bufugly - butt fucking ugly

[thewizeard]

I think Skizo could be appeased... if this thread is pinned too.

You know it makes sense.