Famous Sportsmen From Canadia

[Barbarossa]

There used to be quite a few good canadian snooker players, until they started making them play outside.

[JPaul]

There used to be quite a few good canadian snooker players, until they started making them play outside.

Bill Werbeniuk used to get tax relief on Lager, he claimed it as a business expense. He drunk about 20 pints whilst he was playing as he was pish otherwise. True Story.

[Barbarossa]

Pool and snooker tables are all positioned in the open air now, didn't you know? Tralalalalalalala says so. The players get a much better tan and less skin problems, but the wind and the uneven patio slabs play havoc with screw shots.

[JPaul]

Pool and snooker tables are all positioned in the open air now, didn't you know? Tralalalalalalala says so. The players get a much better tan and less skin problems, but the wind and the uneven patio slabs play havoc with screw shots.

I never read that, but I'm quite annoyed BawA didn't keep us up to speed on it. He's slipping btw, I used to rely on him to keep me updated on sporting events. Well no more it's back to the Beeb for me.

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Michael Ireland
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