Elton John. and his partner David Furnish.decided that they would buy each other a tattoo as a present,
Elton. decided that he would have his done first,
and the tattoo artist said to Elton. what tattoo would you like.
so Elton. said that he wanted Rolls Royce. tattooed on his penis.
the tattoo artist said to Elton. don't you mean Range Rover. after all the s**t that it has been through.