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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    I'm making all by myself!

    I'm so proud of myself. I turned into one of those ladies I used to envy when doing holiday jobs at the checkout in the local supermarket

    My hands smell of garlic though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I'm making all by myself!

    I'm so proud of myself. I turned into one of those ladies I used to envy when doing holiday jobs at the checkout in the local supermarket

    My hands smell of garlic though
    Given the unseasonally hot weather, how did you find a puddle (with cars driving through it periodically) in which to tenderize the fowl?

    The garlic is a small matter, I think you'll find; a kindly gent with an oral inclination should fall to...hand...shortly...just shout for him, lustily.
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    I did that last night and this morning he said it hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I did that last night and this morning he said it hurt
    Tell him to keep it out of the garlic, Sonja.

    Hygienic concerns aside, it's just bad, uh...taste, though I cannot speak to the therapeutic/convalescent properties of garlic applied in that way.
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    It is Antibacterial!
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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    They DO say it stimulates circulation I suppose...

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    Then, by all means, feel free...

    BTW-

    Is that what is being referred to when people say, "Now, that's some fucked-up garlic..."?
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    oh J2.

    my opinion of you has just slid down a notch or two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss View Post
    oh J2.

    my opinion of you has just slid down a notch or two.
    Then I apologize.

    For what, BTW, and also, where does "down a notch or two" put me?

    Besides which, I wasn't the one making risque sexual/anatomical allusions, here...

    I just figured her Hun could help with the garlic-hands problem.

    I'm just here to help, y'know?
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    Just be glad you aren't with someone who loves garlic so much that it actually *seeps* from the pores and perfumes the air for up to a week later.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
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