Best Song Ever Written

[Habya]

Procol Harum - In Held Twas In I

Has to be one of the best songs.

Also have to mention Pink Floyd Animals album the entire album is great

I also have to mention that rap is nothing more than 3rd grade level "poetry" and should not even be classified as music. That is just my opinion though. Understandable that others like it.

[Z]

I also have to mention that rap is nothing more than 3rd grade level "poetry" and should not even be classified as music. That is just my opinion though. Understandable that others like it.

dont....even...start...

[Habya]

It's ok Z I still love you

[DWC]

Artist: The Afroman
Album: The Good Times
Title: Colt 45


Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy


said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
being high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on jaggy rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left (left)
fucked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
he beat me to the left
be beat me to the right
the motherfucker beat my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of water
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time



I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)




I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I'd brought some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secert blend of herbs and spices

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her until she turned into a white albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her names maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to come
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by Curley+13 May 2003 - 12:30--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Curley @ 13 May 2003 - 12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@13 May 2003 - 00:05
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I just found this....good one.

FC, you think other members take crack...... what have you been on??

I pmed you the link ages ago and you replied to me............ [/b][/quote]
Leave me alone&#33;I am trying to cut back....but the other members around here keep pressuring me.

[Ad]

what? of course rap should win for lyrics&#33;&#33;
rap should have the 10 best in terms of lyrics. nothing even comes close ...

yeah tupac cant sing or play an instrument he had to rip off some else chorus to their song so it could be bought by people so he just talked about some gangster shit and put in a classic chorus so he was noticed

[thedrocks16]

Artist : Guttermouth
Song : Skater&#39;s Anthem


Hey how did everybody get in my room?

It&#39;s saturday, another perfect day
Till I hit the boardwalk
Headed towards the pier
You&#39;re fucking gay
Fuck you, outta my way
50,000 jackoffs all on rollerblades
Greased up, dolphin shorts, wrist guards so it won’t hurt
Your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car yeah
But until the day you learn to surf or skate
College jackoff faggots
Sportin oakley shades
All on rollerblades
Crash helmets to be safe
All on rollerblades yeah
Crash helmets to be safe
Whoopie its fun to skate
I&#39;ll do a figure 8
Watch me do a circle
Going backwards down the stairs
Oh gee this is fun
Looks like i better run
14 guys on skateboards
Wanna ollie off my head yeah
This sport is so extreme
You roller disco queens
Goin to do the hustle
At the roller wonderland yeah
She blades to shrink her thighs
So she can justify
2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
Pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun yeah
Neat, neat I really think its neat
I&#39;m stealing every trick from every
Skateboarder I meet
Neat, neat I really think its neat
You stupid faggot roller bladers
Roller wonderland
Cum guzzlin fruit cakes
I hope you break your hands
Roller wonderland
Cum guzzlin fruit cakes
I hope you break your fucking neck

You stupid rollerskater, get the fuck outta the way&#33;



TENACIOUS D
City Hall

All you people up there in City Hall,
You&#39;re fuckin&#39; it up for the people that&#39;s in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it&#39;s time to rise up,
Come along children and fuckin&#39; rise&#33;

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin&#39;
All the fuckin&#39; shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin&#39; start a riot.
A Riot&#33;

We have &#39;em screaming in the streets,
we have &#39;em tippin&#39; over shit and breakin&#39; fuckin&#39; windows of small businesses,
and settin&#39; fuckin&#39; fires&#33;
and settin&#39; fuckin&#39; fires&#33;
and settin&#39; fuckin&#39; fires&#33;

[spoken]
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We&#39;ve been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.

We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall&#33;
[laughs] But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it&#39;s got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don&#39;t have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we&#39;ll do it&#33;

[sung]
We&#39;ll lead as Two Kings,
We&#39;ll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we&#39;ll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We&#39;ll lead as Two Kings.

[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit&#39;s gone on too long.
You old fuckin&#39; shrivs who blocked it&#39;s legalization,
you&#39;re banished from the land&#33;

[sung]
We&#39;ll lead as Two Kings,
We&#39;ll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we&#39;ll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.

[spoken]
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes&#33;

[sung]
We&#39;ll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We&#39;ll fuckin&#39; lead as Two Kings.

[spoken]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let&#39;s go.

[spoken]
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...

[sung]
We&#39;ll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.

[spoken]
[JB:] Oh my God.
[KG:] Ahh... What?
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing.
[KG:] Oh, yeah.
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
[KG:] Who is it?
[JB:] What?&#33; No&#33; No fucking way&#33;
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Rage, there&#39;s a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there&#33;
[KG:] Oh my God... what?
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here&#33;
[KG:] Why do I have to go?
[JB:] Please&#33; Please&#33;
[KG:] Oh, God, okay.
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can&#39;t be King anymore.
Dudes, he&#39;s encroaching on my decrees&#33;
Seriously, let&#39;s make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he&#39;s comin&#39; back...

[sung]
We&#39;ll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we&#39;ll really lead as Two Kings.

[spoken]
[KG:] Uh, dude?
[JB:] Rage.
[KG:] I went all over Idaho...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
[JB:] What? There was no famine?
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine, no.
[JB:] Dude.
[KG:] I don&#39;t know what&#39;s uh...
[JB:] A toast...
[KG:] A toast...
[JB:] Long live the "D."
[KG:] Long live the "D."
[clinking of glasses]
[JB:] Long live me. I&#39;m sorry, I poisoned your wine.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] For the good of the land.
[KG:] You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
[JB/KG:] Noooooooooo&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
No&#33;

[sung]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.

People inside me are askin&#39; me to smoke up City Hall,
&#39;Cause no one here is talkin&#39;.
People inside me are askin&#39; me to blow up City Hall,
&#39;Cause no one here is rockin&#39;.

People inside me are askin&#39; me to blow up City Hall,
&#39;Cause everyone is Rock-&#39;em Sock-&#39;em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-&#39;em Sock-&#39;em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-&#39;em Sock-&#39;em GO&#33; OH&#33;

[spoken]
[JB:] Don&#39;t, cut that part out.

[KG:] We&#39;ve got it.

[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)] Y&#39;do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in God.

Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn&#39;t fuckin&#39; come out with this (one)--&#33; [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin&#39; a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin&#39;d view.
Because it&#39;s time for my breakfast,
It&#39;s time for some cheese.
It&#39;s time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee&#33;


very funny songs