So I'm going down south

[Mr JP Fugley]

Oh, I duno. It's all nice - apart from the chavy bits.

To be completely sure, you'd best plump for my front room, it really is rather tasteful.

Subtle patter there, big fella.

[manker]

Wtf? How did this get turned on me, I thought the thread title was a euphemism.

I was only reciprocating to be polite

[Mr JP Fugley]

Wtf? How did this get turned on me, I thought the thread title was a euphemism.

I was only reciprocating to be polite

You thought the title was a euphemism, so you invited the Lass to your front parlour, presumably for tiffin.

Not that I'm blaming you like. Feck you could even get a few hands of on-line poker (oer missus) in.

[Biggles]

He just wants to show Skweeks the kind of bin a real man buys for the love of his life

I thought Conway was pretty and I really liked the Roman ruins at Caerwent which i thought were really interesting

[manker]

Wtf? How did this get turned on me, I thought the thread title was a euphemism.

I was only reciprocating to be polite

You thought the title was a euphemism, so you invited the Lass to your front parlour, presumably for tiffin.

I don't know what tiffin is but it doesn't sound like anything nasty.

So ... yes. Yes I did

[Mr JP Fugley]

You must have watched Carry On Up The Khyber.

[Skweeky]

I won't be doing that online poker thing anymore.

Bf is shite at since the incident

[manker]

You must have watched Carry On Up The Khyber.

Nope. I think those carry on filums are aboot as funny as Weebl.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I won't be doing that online poker thing anymore.

Bf is shite at {insert verb here} since the incident

Fixed

[Skweeky]

pokering