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    Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

    The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”


    The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.




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    After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me," said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...

    "1"
    "2"
    "3"
    "4"
    "5"

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.



















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    the second one's awesome
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    I don't get the first

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossco View Post
    I don't get the first
    The texan is so tough he's using his penis to poke the burning coal (hence he doesnt say anything, he just shows how manly he is in front of the other two lol)

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