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Thread: I think my neighbour's got a crush on me

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    He's constantly coming round offering to cook me things and brings me fresh vegetables and fruit with cream etc..

    Also, whenever he comes round he always goes home as soon as I go to bed. Which is weird, because he used to sit up blaring to my bf till all hours of the morning since he's known him for like 34 years.

    I'm feeling a bit self conscious about sitting top less in my garden now

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    maybe he thinks you're senile so he's just checking in on you, like

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    I doubt it.
    He's about 60

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    Maybe he's gone senilie and as a result, thinks you've gone senile.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Maybe he's gone senile and as a result, thinks you're hawt.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Maybe he's gone senile and as a result, thinks you're hawt.
    clevar thinking

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    maybe he's gone senile, and as a result thinks you're his wife. he doesn't want to ask if you are, because you'll be mad at him for forgetting you're his wife

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    I like The's theory most so far

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Maybe he's gone senile and as a result, thinks you're hawt.

    I am extremely hawt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Maybe he's gone senile and as a result, thinks you're hawt.

    I am extremely hawt
    Oh noes!|! your neighbour has infected you with senile
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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