STFU and make me a sandwich.
Look, I know men live in their own little world where girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights and dream of a man that's going to treat them like shit and make them do whatever he wants but unfortunately for you this is all male fantasy and the reason why girls hate you all so much. You just want a substitute for "mommy" who will tell you how great you are with you having to make any effort. Girls will only do you favours and make you happy if they feel you deserve it.
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