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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    We have a 13 y/o boy to punish.
    Lets just say we found some stuff in his bag he's too young for.

    Idea's please.

    We have several ideas on the back burner but would like to hear some more

    Jonno

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    if it's weed, make him throw up.

    if it's porn just tell him you found it. the embarrassment will be enough.

    if it's booze, you're english. don't pretend you weren't drinking when you ten years old

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    If it's fags make him promise he will only sell them for a massive profit to all his mates.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene View Post
    We have a 13 y/o boy to punish.
    Lets just say we found some stuff in his bag he's too young for.

    Idea's please.

    We have several ideas on the back burner but would like to hear some more

    Jonno
    Let Nikki deal with it.

    It's not your kid and she's far more sensible than you are.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Busyman™'s Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene View Post
    We have a 13 y/o boy to punish.
    Lets just say we found some stuff in his bag he's too young for.

    Idea's please.

    We have several ideas on the back burner but would like to hear some more

    Jonno
    Identify what he likes and take it from him. You figure out how long.

    My 5 year-old was destined to get caught by me. She was told not to bring extra anything to school (like toys) by the school and us.

    1. One day as I'm leaving out the door to drop her off I notice she had her hands in her pockets for a long time. Before we walk out I asked what she has, at first she says, "Nothin" then she pulls out a bead necklace, little play make-up, stickers, and so mo shit. That was easy to spot. No TV for that evening.

    2. On Monday, I bring her pillowcase to school but she wants to carry it which was no big deal. When I get out the car to take her into school, I pick up the pillowcase. When I get in school, I feel something in it. A fucking sticker pack that mommy bought. I took 'em out, said nothing, and went to work. I told wifey by phone (she picks her up later) no TV again. I'm sure my little one was wondering where the stickers went all day.

    3. The last straw. When I'm taking her into school, she runs around the car and a Bratz booklet falls out her pocket. Destined to get caught.

    Now it's no TV for 5 days and I'll go across her behind next time. She's disobeying us and being sneaky. It's funny sometimes that she wants to lie when I ask her, "Did you do (suchandsuch)" and she say no then immediately tell the truth afterwards..like, "No..yes". I know she thinks I'm looking right through her.

    I tell her that if you tell the truth you might or might not be in trouble. You lie you are definitely in worse than trouble.

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    I smuggled a box of snails into the house when I was little, to take to school. I dunno why now, my mum caught me and took away my computer and my tv AND my radio. I was gutted. She's greek and cooked the snails. That last bit was a lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    I smuggled a box of snails into the house when I was little, to take to school. I dunno why now, my mum caught me and took away my computer and my tv AND my radio. I was gutted. She's greek and cooked the snails. That last bit was a lie.
    So it was all true.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I don't eat molluscs.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    If its fags buy him a packet and make him smoke the lot infront of you. He wont do it again.

    If its alcohol get him to ask you to get him drink (then you know how much/limit the amount he gets). 13 is a nice age to start.

    Depending what else it could be, take something (game console etc) for a week or so. Ground him or any of the usual punishments.

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    My parents always went for the nagging method.

    When my sister got in trouble with them they just nagged her until she left home.

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