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    Thanks to recent bomb threats I've just managed to get home after travelling for 36 hours

    We finally arrived at Stansted airport at 05.00 on Sunday morning, only to discover that our flight to Glasgow had been cancelled.
    Ryanair told us they didn't know the reason for this and since they don't deal with cancellations on the airport, advised us to re-book the flight, free of charge, online.

    Tried to do this but the website was too busy, so they gave us the number from the only contact centre in the world that's open on a Sunday... in Italy!!

    Not being extremely rich, I couldn't afford to phone Italy from my mobile OR a public payphone.

    Ryanair advised to wait till the next morning (28 hours later!!) and try the UK call centre.

    Eventually got a hold of RF who made the call for me

    Spent 24 hours in the airport, after finally falling asleep some idiot warden woke us up to tell us we were in the handicapped zone. We were under a ledge that was maybe 3 feet high. I wonder how any handicapped person was supposed to get under there.

    Anyway, finally made it home. I smell , I'm tired and extremely cranky and some e-bay idiot still han't sent out my item

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    Some day you'll look back on this misadventure and laugh and laugh.
    Except for the delayed eBay item, of course.

    That will be a source of constant irritation till the day you die.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Did you bring any rock back?
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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    received the e-bay item as well

    No rock, I was in Bournemouth for a few days... couldn't afford the rock there

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    The important thing you left out was what the eBay item was.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Ah of course

    20 watches

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    Do you have a habit of lateness, perchance?

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    No.. a lady needs her choice of accesories though.
    Especially with the winter coming up

    I just woke up. I slept for about 8 hours and my boyfriend has disappeared

    Guess he couldn't stand the look of 'Murder, she wrote' on the telly...

    Can't really blame him though. I switch it on to fall asleep

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    Nothing keeps you warm like a good timepiece.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Exactly.
    Also very important to know when the bus comes.

    /me goes back to slump on the sofa

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