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Thread: Manchester and Canadia, a poor mix.

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    Mr JP Fugley's Avatar Frog Shoulder BT Rep: +4
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    Sep 2003

    I am Barr Charles Brown, a Canadian attorney based in
    Manchester, United Kingdom and the personal attorney to Late Mr. Mark
    Michelle, a French National. Late Mr. Mark Michelle until his untimely
    death was a private oil consultant/contractor with the British
    Petroleum Company, herein after shall be referred to as my client.

    23rd December 2003, my client and his wife with their three children
    were involved in a ghastly auto crash; all occupants of the vehicle
    unfortunately lost their lives. Since then, I have made several
    enquiries with his country’s' embassies to locate any of my clients
    extended relatives. After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to
    personally contact you with this business partnership proposal. The
    deceased had a deposit valued presently at Eighteen Million United
    states dollars and the company has issued me a notice to provide his
    next of kin or beneficiary.

    Having been unsuccessful in locating any
    of my late client relatives for over two (2) years now. I am now
    seeking your consent to present you as the next of kin/beneficiary to
    the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at Eighteen
    Million United states dollars can be paid to you. I have worked out
    modalities for achieving my aim of appointing a next of kin as well as
    transferring the money abroad for us to share in the ratio of 50% for
    me and 35% for you, and we shall collectively donate 10% to the Tsunami
    relief course while 5% will be set aside for any incurable expenses
    both local and international.

    The money transfer paperwork itself
    will include a certificate of origin so that the receiving bank does
    not ask questions. Also the paperwork will include proper certificate
    that the fund being transferred is from non-criminal sources. In short
    this will be a proper and legal money transfer with no risk involved.
    The transaction is guaranteed to succeed without any problem. All I
    need is your trust and confidence.

    As soon as I hear from you, I shall
    provide you with further clarification that you may need to know.

    Best wishes,

    Charles Brown.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Chewie's Avatar Chew E. Bakke
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    Feb 2004
    Wow, you're gonna be rich!

    Perhaps a bit odd if a Canadian in Manchester were to use a Nigerian email address, though.
    There isn't a bargepole long enough for me to work on [a Sony Viao] - clocker 2008

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Aug 2003
    Surrey, BC
    The name Charles Brown totally gives it away, quick someone find a football!

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    TheRealDave's Avatar †Problem child
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    Jun 2004
    Do they said you the money then your forward it on?

    Just keep it.

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Jun 2002
    Over here!
    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealDave View Post
    Do they said you the money then your forward it on?

    Just keep it.
    You know, I think you're on to something here. They never thought of that, did they. Idiots!

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Nov 2002
    I hope you asked for further clarification.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Nov 2004
    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor View Post
    I hope you asked for further clarification.

    I know what "further" means


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