Quotable Quotes

[Seedler]

Share your favourite quotes here:

I'll start, these are two from the top of my head:

-If there's one thing I can do, it's multitasking.

-The ultimate condom, is an unborn fetus.

[Barbarossa]

I guess I should tell you guys, seedler got hit by a car today, Im not joking. It was before our soccer game, and the park is across the parking lot of our school, so he he was joggging to the field. The car hit him, and drove off. Pretty cool. I hope he dies.

My favourite quote



The last part especially

[F. Canard]

I guess I should tell you guys, seedler got hit by a car today, Im not joking. It was before our soccer game, and the park is across the parking lot of our school, so he he was joggging to the field. The car hit him, and drove off. Pretty sad. I hope he gets better.

that's fucking terrible!
you should know better, it's football, not soccer

Mine's like yours with added funny

[Proper Bo]

that's fucking terrible!
you should know better, it's football, not soccer

Mine's like yours with added funny

j'agree

[Seedler]

I guess I should tell you guys, seedler got hit by a car today, Im not joking. It was before our soccer game, and the park is across the parking lot of our school, so he he was joggging to the field. The car hit him, and drove off. Pretty cool. I hope he dies.

My favourite quote



The last part especially

That's harsh

I've actually never seen that post, so thx, now i'm off to raping killing maebach.

[Chewie]

If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.

[tesco]

"I'ma man / but I can change / if I have to / I guess."

[F. Canard]

I don't think I've ever come across an unquoteable quote.

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[Mr JP Fugley]

I cant be bothered quoting properly so I paraphrase

I'm going to get a life sized tattoo of an arse, on my arse.

Not a random post.

Jocko McBannockburn

Multitasking

I broke his arm with a punch, it snapped like a twig.

[Proper Bo]

I wear an Even Steven with a Temp Taper fade in the back.

best quote evar.
fact.