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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    ask a stupid question and....



    A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....

    I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
    Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
    that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
    story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
    Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baccyman View Post
    My bad, I havent been in the forums in a month or two. I missed that post, swarry.

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    Jeez you should be searching through the funny stuff forum for possible variations of the joke you're posting to see if it's already been posted.

    Nahh jk the two of you post so many jokes that you're bound to get doubles once in a while.

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