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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    It's a shame a petting zoo is never as good as it sounds
    I take it you want to interfere with small animals.
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    No, I want small animals to interefere with me, silly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    No, I want small animals to interefere with me, silly!
    I once saw a porn film in which a woman inserted a clear, plastic tube containing six white mice and then pulled the tube out, leaving the mice inside of her.

    Duno what happened next. That was the vinegar stroke moment for me so I switched off the Betamax.
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    Actually, this thread could be read another way, which animal's head would you least want up your butt. I still say cow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Actually, this thread could be read another way, which animal's head would you least want up your butt. I still say cow.
    Yeah ... I'm gonna stick with narwhal

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    Cheers for sorting that out earlier btw, Ms. Posh.
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    No probs. Mr-Crabgirl-just-broke-into-my-house-and-stole-all-my-valuables-stroppy-pants.
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    Am I really that bad on the phone - I didn't give it a second thought until I started to suspect that the rather aloof young lady on the phone was your good self.
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    I'll stick with my Steph Gallagher choice.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    Am I really that bad on the phone - I didn't give it a second thought until I started to suspect that the rather aloof young lady on the phone was your good self.

    Made me chuckle actually. I half thought you'd realised it was me and were playing along because I was ringing from work, and then realised you didn't have a clue. Didn't you wonder why the posh young woman kept calling you lovey?

    You're not really that bad. You were just brisk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    Am I really that bad on the phone - I didn't give it a second thought until I started to suspect that the rather aloof young lady on the phone was your good self.

    Made me chuckle actually. I half thought you'd realised it was me and were playing along because I was ringing from work, and then realised you didn't have a clue. Didn't you wonder why the posh young woman kept calling you lovey?
    No, not really

    Thinking wasn't really an activity I did much of during the call, it seems. Tho' I did ponder afterwards if you'd palmed me off onto an underling.
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