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Thread: "Mother Fu**ng Snakes on the Mother Fu**ng Plane"

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    good2go38756's Avatar Thats Mr. nOOb
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    Ok just got back from watching it-and it was a good movie to make you jump-snakes were coming from every place on the plane- i loved it my lady almost ripped my arm off my shoulder-so im given you a heads up-DONT let your lady or guy hold any body part cause they will try to tear it off-and you need to be ready to have there feet in your lap all night,cause after 20 minutes in they WILL take there feet off the floor-YOU CAN BET ON IT-.....................Now let me give you the heads up on the rip off "snakes on a train" it is made from the company "the Asylum" they are putting straight to video movies out that are VERY similar to its big budget movie brother.http://www.theasylum.cc/homeentertainment.html go to this page and you will see what im talking about. Anyways "Snakes on a train" is so bad that i cant even begin to explain but here is the story line:


    Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes are hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Her only chance for survival is a powerful shaman who lives across the border. With only hours to live, she jumps on a train headed for Los Angeles. Unfortunately for the passengers aboard, they are now trapped, soon to be victims of these flesh-eating vipers.


    CAST: ALBY CASTRO, JULIA "RYANNE" RUIZ, GIOVANNI BEJARANO, AL GALVEZ


    * WRITTEN BY: ERIC FORSBERG
    * DIRECTED BY: THE MALLACHI BROTHERS


    ok well here is the link to the movie if you want to see it <link removed>
    Last edited by lynx; 08-20-2006 at 10:20 PM. Reason: Removed torrent link
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    curse much?
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    good2go38756's Avatar Thats Mr. nOOb
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    well sometimes i do-but in this case im just quoting samuel jackson- it is the best line in the movie
    ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

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    just saw the preview, this must be sam jack's all time low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    just saw the preview, this must be sam jack's all time low.



    I'm thinking the exact same thing every time I see the previews. He's taken some shit parts before, but damn....

    There's not a chance in hell that I'll see this movie.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    just saw the preview, this must be sam jack's all time low.



    I'm thinking the exact same thing every time I see the previews. He's taken some shit parts before, but damn....

    There's not a chance in hell that I'll see this movie.
    watch it, its good.

    dont dis jack

    Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.

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    this movie sounds stupid as hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Global Jihad View Post
    this movie sounds stupid as hell
    ah ur one of those people who judges movies before they evan see them...watch it first then say what u think.

    Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.

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    i didnt say i was going to see it, and i didnt say it sucks, i just said it SOUNDS stupid

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    And really... can you blame him? It does sound stupid... it sounds stupid as hell.

    Snakes on a Plane? Whats the next one going to be called?

    Spiders on a Boat?
    Alligators on a School Bus?
    Killer bees on a subway?
    Too many people in an SUV?
    Bacon on my frying pan?

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