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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    I've been out all night, just came home and my breakfast isn't ready!

    It's a disgrace. I need to teach my man some manners

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    Good Lord.

    I hope you've eaten by now...
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    Eventually, he made me some poached egg on toast and I made a cup of tea. Only to discover that the water has been contaminated so we had to pour it away...

    Police is handing out bottles of water everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Only to discover that the water has been contaminated so we had to pour it away...

    Police is handing out bottles of water everywhere
    You say that so offhandedly...."the water has been contaminated"...like it happens all the time.
    How did such a thing happen in a country as modern as Scotland?
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    there was a thing in the paper just last week about alky eda spiking our water with teh aids or something.

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    hahahahaha

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    I dunno...

    There's a burst pipe somewhere and the polics was handing out bottles of water.
    It can't be that serious, it's not like they chapped the door or anything

    Right?

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    well crime must be at an all time high, if the police are just standing around handing water out

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    i had 2 pints of lager and a tequilla for my breakfast this morning after last nights xs.

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    Munchroom and herb omlette.

    Which I made, not him. Even tho he says he can make omlettes.
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