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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    I'll take your place in the competition

    I serve mine with a blowjob, so I win

    fact

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    Actually I think you might.

    Can't imagine JP serves his like that!
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    True... however if he does... he can take his teeth out. That's always a bonus

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    Make a mess of his beard though!

    I'm assuming he has a beard. Dunno why?
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    He posted a pic once of a guy with a beard eating a large fish and said it was him.

    Obviousement it was a spoof

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    I win, obviously.

    I'm the only one who has posted a phoatie of the delectable snack.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Actually I think you might.

    Can't imagine JP serves his like that!
    Depends who it is.

    No beard, I hate beards. They are for Polytechnic Lecturers.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I win, obviously.

    I'm the only one who has posted a fauxtie of the delectable snack.
    Sounds sort of dubious to me.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I win, obviously.

    I'm the only one who has posted a fauxtie of the delectable snack.
    Sounds sort of dubious to me.
    , but in a non-bad way.

    By the way he poasted a phoatie of some sort of amorphous blob, it was certainly not scrambled egg.

    Some idiot must have told him he could scramble eggs in a microwave.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Is the contest supposed to be today? And does it *have* to be scrambled eggs? RULES PEOPLE!

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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