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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Looked more like cooked on "rubberise" to me.

    See how I used the proper inverted commas, rather than your half-arsed attempt. However I know English is not your first language, what with you being Teutonic, so I'll let you off.
    Yes, thanks; in a nod to my some of my less-than-lawful (yet stil repentant) acquaintances here, I am compelled to become less shifty.

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    Scambled eggs can be made successfully in the microwave,unfortunatly manker is a crap student.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper View Post
    Scambled eggs can be made successfully in the microwave,unfortunatly manker is a crap student.
    No, no they can't.

    You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.

    However they are not scrambled eggs.

    Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper View Post
    Scambled eggs can be made successfully in the microwave,unfortunatly manker is a crap student.
    No, no they can't.

    You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.

    However they are not scrambled eggs.

    Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher.
    The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.

    I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post

    No, no they can't.

    You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.

    However they are not scrambled eggs.

    Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher.
    The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.

    I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely.
    Homer once used a walk in microwave, I can't remember the episode, but it was the same one which had a bread-maker maker.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post

    The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.

    I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely.
    Homer once used a walk in microwave, I can't remember the episode, but it was the same one which had a bread-maker maker.
    Smashing ideas, both of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor View Post
    Is the contest supposed to be today? And does it *have* to be scrambled eggs? RULES PEOPLE!

    Nah, Skweeky won.

    manker posted some unidentifiable gloop and Crabgirl chickened out. I wouldn't couldn't match the bj offer so no contest.
    Hoi! Cawkfan! I didn't chicken out. I had to do my duty selling wine to the needy and desperate. I've only just got in! I've got a weeks holiday from next wed so bring it on!
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    Where's my wine then, eh?

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    We don't ship to Third World Countries. Sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    We don't ship to Third World Countries. Sorry.
    Is America still considered third World then.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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