I've been out all night, just came home and my breakfast isn't ready!
It's a disgrace. I need to teach my man some manners
I've been out all night, just came home and my breakfast isn't ready!
It's a disgrace. I need to teach my man some manners
Good Lord.
I hope you've eaten by now...
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Eventually, he made me some poached egg on toast and I made a cup of tea. Only to discover that the water has been contaminated so we had to pour it away...
Police is handing out bottles of water everywhere
there was a thing in the paper just last week about alky eda spiking our water with teh aids or something.
I dunno...
There's a burst pipe somewhere and the polics was handing out bottles of water.
It can't be that serious, it's not like they chapped the door or anything
Right?
well crime must be at an all time high, if the police are just standing around handing water out
i had 2 pints of lager and a tequilla for my breakfast this morning after last nights xs.
Munchroom and herb omlette.
Which I made, not him. Even tho he says he can make omlettes.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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