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    1. A man goes to the doctors and says.
    "Doctor, I keep getting these really bad headaches"
    The doctor replies,
    "Can I ask you a personal question?"
    The man says
    "yeah, go on then."
    The doctor says.
    "Do you masturbate?"
    The man, shocked, says
    "Yeah......Sometimes, I do."
    The doctor replies
    "IT'S MAGIC ISN'T IT!!"


    2. A man goes to the doctors with a steering wheel down the front of his pants and says,
    "Doctor, can you help, I've got a steering wheel stuck down my pants!"
    The doctor asks "how did that happen?!"
    The man replies,
    "I dunno but it's driving me nuts!"

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    a man walks into a psychiatrist dressed only in clear plastic
    before he can say a word, the psychiatrist says: "i can clearly see your nuts"

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    coo lol

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
    Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
    such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
    world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want
    in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
    "I want to hang out with God."
    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced
    him to God.
    Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of
    woman?"
    God said, "Ah, yes."
    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you
    have some major design flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
    protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
    replied God, "hold on."
    God went to his Celestial super
    computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
    God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more
    men are riding my invention than yours."

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    Originally posted by maxpower@7 May 2003 - 15:15
    The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
    Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
    such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
    world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want
    in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
    "I want to hang out with God."
    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced
    him to God.
    Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of
    woman?"
    God said, "Ah, yes."
    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you
    have some major design flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
    protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
    replied God, "hold on."
    God went to his Celestial super
    computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
    God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more
    men are riding my invention than yours."

    fuck Derby County

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