mutherfucking snakes on this mutherfucking forum

[Mr JP Fugley]

I sent this message to flight ops on Wednesday:

"Please be advised that BEAVERS x2 will be travelling unaccompanied on your flight today, they are old enough as per your T+C's. Please ensure that there is not a repeat of the outbound flight situation when the Beavers were refused onto the plane at boarding. If you can provide extra care for the Beavers that would be great."

Funny names of passengers is what gets me through the day. :sage:

:earl:

I'm suspicious tho'. You didn't put "True Story"

[Spider_dude]

fact

[Cheese]

I sent this message to flight ops on Wednesday:

"Please be advised that BEAVERS x2 will be travelling unaccompanied on your flight today, they are old enough as per your T+C's. Please ensure that there is not a repeat of the outbound flight situation when the Beavers were refused onto the plane at boarding. If you can provide extra care for the Beavers that would be great."

Funny names of passengers is what gets me through the day. :sage:

:earl:

I'm suspicious tho'. You didn't put "True Story"

True story.

I'm hoping for special requests to pass on for some other passengers of ours, so I can get some double-entendres in:

Balls*
Koc
Mycock
Mr R Saull

*The travel agent already beat me to this one when she said, "So that's four balls you've got."

[Spider_dude]

mr. P iratehooker is a good customer.

[coppercox]

I think Texas sucks.

I've seen the trailer provided by Skizo and other Texan forum half wits, therefore I can conclude that Texas, all Texas, sucks bawls and is not worth bothering with.

wanker...i mean manker......what do ya have against Texans?

[Proper Bo]

I think that clear lack of understanding of irony is, ironically, proof that texans suck bawls.

[Cheese]

I think Texas sucks.

I've seen the trailer provided by Skizo and other Texan forum half wits, therefore I can conclude that Texas, all Texas, sucks bawls and is not worth bothering with.

wanker...i mean manker......what do ya have against Texans?

Wanker? From manker? You, sir, are a fucking comedy genius.

[JPaul]

I think that clear lack of understanding of irony is, ironically, proof that texans suck bawls.

That and their breath smelling of testicle dust.

[coppercox]

Wanker? From manker? You, sir, are a fucking comedy genius.

.....and that sir, was cheesy!!

[coppercox]

I think that clear lack of understanding of irony is, ironically, proof that texans suck bawls.

That and their breath smelling of testicle dust.

Gentlemen, all of your retorts revolve around the male sexual appendage! Get off the fixation! Even that Mr. Jp Fugley guy uses the same retorts. Bunch of automaton clowns spewing the same lame comebacks!!!