hot wiring moped

[lyrical]

hi can any tell me how i can hotwire a mo ped because i have lost my key to it if you can get pictures how to do it that would be great but if not just tell me how plz cheers

[manker]

hi can any tell me how i can hotwire a mo ped because i have lost my key to it if you can get pictures how to do it that would be great but if not just tell me how plz cheers

Jam a screwdriver into the ignition slot and jerk it upwards in a forceful manner.

Job's a good 'un.

[Barbarossa]

hi can any tell me how i can hotwire a mo ped because i have lost my key to it if you can get pictures how to do it that would be great but if not just tell me how plz cheers

If it's really a moped can't you just like, pedal for the time being?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Cut the ignition wires, from where you insert the key.

Straighten a paperclip.

Insert the straight paper clip into one of the wires.

Then insert it into the other. Completing the circuit.

Prevents all the fannying about with wrapping wires around each other. With the sparks and the pain.

When you want to stop the engine simply remove from one or other.

[Skweeky]

Whilst on the subject

Could anyone tell me how to con a multimillion dollar business concern?
I've written it down somewhere but I lost the bit of paper


Thanks

Much appreciated

[Mr JP Fugley]

I could, but I shan't.

How many apostrophes should the word "shan't" have btw.

[Skweeky]

shaln't

[tesco]

Cut the ignition wires, from where you insert the key.

Straighten a paperclip.

Insert the straight paper clip into one of the wires.

Then insert it into the other. Completing the circuit.

Prevents all the fannying about with wrapping wires around each other. With the sparks and the pain.

When you want to stop the engine simply remove from one or other.

Whats the difference between wrapping the wires together and sticking a paper clip in?
Either way there would be sparks, and I doubt any pain...

[Mr JP Fugley]

Cut the ignition wires, from where you insert the key.

Straighten a paperclip.

Insert the straight paper clip into one of the wires.

Then insert it into the other. Completing the circuit.

Prevents all the fannying about with wrapping wires around each other. With the sparks and the pain.

When you want to stop the engine simply remove from one or other.

Whats the difference between wrapping the wires together and sticking a paper clip in?
Either way there would be sparks, and I doubt any pain...

There's far fewer sparks with the paper clip method, it works better and is easier to disconnect, reconnect when required.

To disconnect the wrapped wires is a pain in the arse, to disconnect the paperclip method you simply pull on the wire, ooer missus, and it comes apart, leaving the paperclip in one of the wires.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Jam a screwdriver into the ignition slot and jerk it upwards in a forceful manner.

Job's a good 'un.

Yep, that'll do it.
Or just unsrew the ignition and twist the wires together.

Or carry it home

Jonno