As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Wasn't there another time aswell when Ben Thatcher attempted to cripple someone on the pitch?
Gotta be honest, I reckon I could flatten anyone if they weren't looking at me and I had a 50 yard run up with which to garner momentum before elbowing someone in the side of the head. I think it's a pretty cowardly thing to do.
Ben Thatcher = arse.
He's not actually Welsh either, if you were wondering, tho' he has got a Welsh Gran or somat
Oh, wait. You won't be aloud either so The will have to suffer vicariously.
Bo will record the incident, store it under 'happy slap' on his phone and send it to you via the gift of a multimedia message.
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